Whether you love him or hate him it is very hard not to notice that this is a guy that has been thrown into popular culture thanks to the success of the Twilight Saga movies. But now British retailer Marks and Spencer’s are going to be releasing their own brand to cash in on the success – the R-Pant, a Robert Pattinson inspired underwear range for men and women. Whether you guys are so inclined to wear R-Pattz on your junk is your own decision and begs the question, will it help you get girls? Probably not.
These underwear, which are called the R-Pant are part of a collection of low-rise briefs and trunks that are meant to be worn with skinny jeans, like Pattison is seen wearing often himself. It is worth noting that this is not a line of underwear endorsed by Robert or his agency hence why there is no real mention of his name within the collection. When most people out there heard he was to be featured on bulging crotches (provided you didn’t immediately think he was now doing gay porn) most thought he was going the way of his fellow “Twilight” co-star Kellan Lutz who is now the face of the new Calvin Klein collection “X”.
It would certainly seem a more marketable product to instead be the R-Panty as opposed to the R-Pant and include his largest demographic – girls and women. Whilst the collection doesn’t release until September we can only be left wondering “What the hell are they gonna look like?”. I see on the crotch area two large fangs – an edgier version of the camel toe and could certainly make men think twice about getting into your pants, with Robert and his large canines staring you down as you lose your boner – a huge seller for Father’s everywhere me thinks.
