Robert Pattinson Underwear: Wear Him on Your Junk

Whether you love him or hate him it is very hard not to notice that this is a guy that has been thrown into popular culture thanks to the success of the Twilight Saga movies. But now British retailer Marks and Spencer’s are going to be releasing their own brand to cash in on the success – the R-Pant, a Robert Pattinson inspired underwear range for men and women. Whether you guys are so inclined to wear R-Pattz on your junk is your own decision and begs the question, will it help you get girls? Probably not.

These underwear, which are called the R-Pant are part of a collection of low-rise briefs and trunks that are meant to be worn with skinny jeans, like Pattison is seen wearing often himself. It is worth noting that this is not a line of underwear endorsed by Robert or his agency hence why there is no real mention of his name within the collection. When most people out there heard he was to be featured on bulging crotches (provided you didn’t immediately think he was now doing gay porn) most thought he was going the way of his fellow “Twilight” co-star Kellan Lutz who is now the face of the new Calvin Klein collection “X”.

It would certainly seem a more marketable product to instead be the R-Panty as opposed to the R-Pant and include his largest demographic – girls and women. Whilst the collection doesn’t release until September we can only be left wondering “What the hell are they gonna look like?”. I see on the crotch area two large fangs – an edgier version of the camel toe and could certainly make men think twice about getting into your pants, with Robert and his large canines staring you down as you lose your boner – a huge seller for Father’s everywhere me thinks.

Calvin Klein X Micro Trunk

Some designs are instant classics, and the Calvin Klein X Micro Trunk is certainly one. This superb design takes all the elements of the classic, timeless micro trunk concept and gives it the Calvin Klein touch, an what a touch that is; one of the world’s biggest and most highly regarded men’s underwear brands is bound to make something work, but we are still amazed at how well this design fits, and how versatile and simply cool model U8808 is.

Of course, you may recognise these pants as having been modelled by Kellan Lutz, star of the world beating Twilight series of films, but the celebrity endorsement is just a small part of what makes the micro trunk such a great design. The brilliance comes in the comfortable fit – absolutely supreme and aided by the very up to the minute tactel and elastane mix that is the supremely soft and beautiful material – and the wonderful support given by the incorporated pouch. This is designer underwear that, while having its roots firmly in days of old, is very much 21^st century, and it shows!

The classic black and red look – with the legendary CK elasticated waistband – will never go out of fashion, and the range of sizes is enough to cover everyone, and while Calvin Klein may well be a world famous brand it has always held a policy of great pricing, and there is no change here.

Also available in white, we love the simple looks and comfortable style that comes with the micro trunk shape, and these can be worn all day, any day, with supreme confidence and added support and comfort.

Calvin Klein knows the men’s underwear market like no-one else, and in garments such as this – simple, yet stylish and up to the minute – it shows through brightly.

Kellan Lutz Strips Down To His Underwear

Twilight hunk Kellan Lutz is stripping down to his underwear for the new Calvin Klein collection called “X”. A nice new and trendy addition to the A-List Calvin Klein celebrity line-up which has in the past included Mark Wahlberg, Antonio Sabato Jnr, Michael Bergin and Travis Fimmel. These are all big shoes to fill but Kellan most definetely has the stuff to pull it off.

“I started out modelling so this is the pinnacle,” Lutz says of the Spring 2010 campaign. “What more can you do than be on a billboard for something that you grew up thinking was super sexy and classy? It’s really prestigious and I love it” Lutz said.

The launch of this line begins on March 1 2010 and will be completed by the addition of “True Blood” star Mehcad Brooks, Spanish tennis player Fernando Verdasco and Japanese athlete Hidetoshi Nakata.

The advertising campaign will also be accompanied by behind the scenes footage and 3D advertising. So if you’re keen to get up and close to Kellans crotch then pull out those 3D glasses.

Lutz is not the first Twilight superstar to be seen in his underwear. Robert Pattinson pre-Twilight was also seen to be strutting his stuff in his underwear. Modelling began as career for both these gorgeous actors before they graced the silver screen, so who knows maybe the future holds a cast and crew underwear shoot.

Calvin Klein X Micro Brief U8807 $49.95

Calvin Klein X Micro Trunk U8808 $54.95